| Seed | Team Name | Record | Points For | Points Out |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ETIENNECE FOR A MIRACLE II | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | The Burden we Bear(s) | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | Daddy's House | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | Gibb Me Back That Filet-C0-mish | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | The Imperium of Ban | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Piscataway Poopsmith | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| JD's adVANCEd Team | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Queen Emus II | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| JBaby's Feline Fantasy Funhouse | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| It's Priced In | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| P | Achance for a Miracle | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | Please Sir, More Concussions | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 |